Bow Down All Ye Dogs - this is the Best Pool in the World

OK - Sorry for the cheesy Tenacious D reference ("The Best Song in The World"). But this isn't an overstatement. This will be the Best Pool in the World. And all other Pools will bow down to us in hopes of sucking on the teet that we provide to those so far beneath us.

On second thought, ignore all the grandiose shite. The name will stick. The silly overstatements will not. Or so I hope.