Week 7 Results
Bill O'Reilly Fans -
Having just spent a ridiculously long and beautifully out-of-hand evening with Jug in Minneapolis, I can confidently tell you he doesn't have a crystal ball. And in fact, he doesn't know shit from shineola. But he did try to claim that he had actually picked and wrote down 20-6 for last week's FeaturePick but at the last moment thought a non-touchdown-scoring total was somewhat ridiculous. Maybe he's distracted by his charming girlfriend (Sadie), his moronicly lovable dog (Oscar) or freeloading cat (Hank). Or maybe he's just an idiot savant. I assure you, nonetheless, that he's no more in possession of telekinetic powers than he is of an extra clean towel for a skanky visitor. Good chap, though.
Full updates next weekend. Bob wins the week with 8, Colin and Jug had 7, and I'm the BigLoser with 4. I'm back in 'Sconi through Halloween. Getting outta here before the Election sets the state's cheese stores alight next Tuesday. Hope all's more peaceful in your various polling places (so to speak).
Ever -
E.
Having just spent a ridiculously long and beautifully out-of-hand evening with Jug in Minneapolis, I can confidently tell you he doesn't have a crystal ball. And in fact, he doesn't know shit from shineola. But he did try to claim that he had actually picked and wrote down 20-6 for last week's FeaturePick but at the last moment thought a non-touchdown-scoring total was somewhat ridiculous. Maybe he's distracted by his charming girlfriend (Sadie), his moronicly lovable dog (Oscar) or freeloading cat (Hank). Or maybe he's just an idiot savant. I assure you, nonetheless, that he's no more in possession of telekinetic powers than he is of an extra clean towel for a skanky visitor. Good chap, though.
Full updates next weekend. Bob wins the week with 8, Colin and Jug had 7, and I'm the BigLoser with 4. I'm back in 'Sconi through Halloween. Getting outta here before the Election sets the state's cheese stores alight next Tuesday. Hope all's more peaceful in your various polling places (so to speak).
Ever -
E.
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