Week 8 and Overall Results

With our nation's future in pre-smoldering ruins, I return to the bastion of civility that is the Pool with an update of the overalls.

Week 8 went to Eric with 8 wins. Jug, Bob and Colin all pulled up BigLoserness with 7. Bob won the FeaturePick. And so here's where we stand one week before the ceremonial halfway point.

Jug 61-51-4 .526
Eric 61-51-4 .526
Colin 58-54-4 .500
Bob 49-63-4 .422

Weeks Won
Eric 1, 2, 3, 8
Jug 4, 5
Colin 6
Bob 7

FeaturePicks Won
Jug 1* (perfect score double), 3, 7
Colin 2, 5
Bob 4, 6, 8

BigLosernesses
Bob 1, 4, 5, 6, 8
Jug 2, 8
Colin 3, 8
Eric 4, 7

There's little energy on my part to try to be funny. I'd much rather go kick the crap outta Tucker Carlson or a similar pumped-up, allegedly-mandated douchebag. May you all find your own ways of cutting loose in the days ahead.