The Tits and Fins Blowin' in the Wind

From my current locale (an astonishingly clear and cool Breckenridge), the thoughts of a category 4 hurricane blowing the spleefs outta Kingston's collective mug sounds pretty absurd. So to put the thoughts of a destroyed Grenada and yet another massive blowjob headed Florida's way in the proper unfeeling, self-interested American framing, let's talk football.

Today's weather-resheduled game: Titans by 3

Jug - Titans
Colin - Dolphins
Bob - Titans
Eric - Titans

Since I'm headed to an 8 hour Indian wedding celebration tonite (I can't wait for the ritual sodomizing of the horse), I'm not sure if I'll be getting everyone's picks posted here until after games begin on Sunday. Sorry for the delays in our first week. But Sheridan's odds for the remainder of the weekend as I saw them are (Home teams in CAPS):

PITTSBURGH by 4 Oakland
WASHINGTON by 1½ Tampa Bay
Baltimore by 3 CLEVELAND
BUFFALO by 3 Jacksonville
N.Y. JETS by 4½ Cincinnati
CHICAGO by 3 Detroit
ST LOUIS by 10½ Arizona
Seattle by 2½ NEW ORLEANS
HOUSTON by 4½ San Diego
PHILADELPHIA by 9 N.Y. Giants
MINNESOTA by 4½ Dallas
Atlanta by 3½ SAN FRANCISCO
DENVER by 3 Kansas City
CAROLINA by 3 Green Bay

Enjoy your respective burg's 9/11 saccarine-fueled crapola. Our dead countrymen would have wanted it that way, or so the Bushies would have us believe.